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Alan Kaufman
Position(s):
The Mushroom Man
For the first thirty years of his adult life, Alan worked the streets behind the wall. One day while wandering aimlessly, a small child approached him and handed him a brochure promising the answers. Responding to the advertisement, shortly thereafter he found himself at a revival meeting where he was bound, gagged, and ultimately seduced by the goddess Demeter. Today, he spends his time wandering the meadows and woods, spreading his spores, while searching for the elusive cepe. While rarely allowed out in public, he is still considered by many to be a fun guy.
